Pete Finnerty asked:

Could God create a rock so big that even he, the almighty could not even lift it?

Matt Williams asked:

Why are buildings called buildings? Surely they are builts or even comleteteds?

Regards,

Matt

Renee said...

Dear Hugh, I have been assured by a reliable source that you are the best person to answer my question.
So I put it to you: What is an actual 'Bollock'?

Also why is it called a Bollock? I'd appreciate any attempt made to help me in my quest for knowledge.

Tallulah Pixie Bell said...

Your answer is even more baffling then the original problem posed but then I am not as intellectual as yourself hugh because I would therefore not b asking for your advice & singing your praises. Well done on investigating such oddities & being that we celebrate the daft tradition on this very day can you explain what a 'April Fool' is & how to spot such a person?

Q said...

Thankyou for the most methodical investigation to my last Query, it has proven a great ice-breaker at all my social events... and now for my new question: When it comes to decision making I fail to have the will power to pick a correct option without the need of using the tried & tested methods of Scissor/paper/rock; heads or tails; eenie, meenie, mhinie, mo; shortest staw etc... but they have become tiresome & I beseech you to investigate other systems that can be used & that are just as fun... I regard your judgement highly-is there even a method you favour?

meatloaf said...

After successfully answering my last query which therefore allowed me a peaceful nights sleep (many thanks) as well as having the excitement of a future trip to the theatre to see \'Fame\' the musical (which I promptly booked straight away), I now once again find myself restless at the thought of my next question I pose to you: Why is Dick short for Richard, Bill short for William etc, etc... I can understand Jimmy for James etc a little better but those such as the first 2 are a puzzle... please Hugh Evans enlighten Meatloaf.

Q said…

Do dogs bark in other languages?

Sir Askalot said...

if vampires have no reflection, how come they always look so neat?