Saturday, March 24, 2007

Pete Finnerty asked:

Could God create a rock so big that even he, the almighty could not even lift it?

Friday, September 08, 2006

Matt Williams asked:

Why are buildings called buildings? Surely they are builts or even comleteteds?



Friday, August 04, 2006

Renee said...

Dear Hugh, I have been assured by a reliable source that you are the best person to answer my question.
So I put it to you: What is an actual 'Bollock'?

Also why is it called a Bollock? I'd appreciate any attempt made to help me in my quest for knowledge.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Tallulah Pixie Bell said...

Your answer is even more baffling then the original problem posed but then I am not as intellectual as yourself hugh because I would therefore not b asking for your advice & singing your praises. Well done on investigating such oddities & being that we celebrate the daft tradition on this very day can you explain what a 'April Fool' is & how to spot such a person?

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Q said...

Thankyou for the most methodical investigation to my last Query, it has proven a great ice-breaker at all my social events... and now for my new question: When it comes to decision making I fail to have the will power to pick a correct option without the need of using the tried & tested methods of Scissor/paper/rock; heads or tails; eenie, meenie, mhinie, mo; shortest staw etc... but they have become tiresome & I beseech you to investigate other systems that can be used & that are just as fun... I regard your judgement highly-is there even a method you favour?

Saturday, April 01, 2006

meatloaf said...

After successfully answering my last query which therefore allowed me a peaceful nights sleep (many thanks) as well as having the excitement of a future trip to the theatre to see \'Fame\' the musical (which I promptly booked straight away), I now once again find myself restless at the thought of my next question I pose to you: Why is Dick short for Richard, Bill short for William etc, etc... I can understand Jimmy for James etc a little better but those such as the first 2 are a puzzle... please Hugh Evans enlighten Meatloaf.

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Q said…

Do dogs bark in other languages?
Sir Askalot said...

if vampires have no reflection, how come they always look so neat?